Alright, so you wanna know about the fattest fellas in that basketball league, the NBA, right? Them fellas are big, I tell ya, big as houses some of ‘em. Heard tell there ain’t no rules about how heavy you can be, so long as you can run and bounce that ball.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I heard some names tossed around. There’s this fella, Gheorghe Muresan they call him. Folks say he’s the tallest one ever played, and big too, like 302 pounds! Can you imagine? That’s more than two of me!
Then there’s another one, Tacko Fall. Heavier still, they say, 311 pounds! Lord have mercy, that’s a lot of man. I reckon he could block out the sun if he stood in the right spot.
- And don’t forget Boban Marjanović. He’s another big ‘un, 290 pounds they say. He and this fella Jusuf Nurkic, they’re tied for the heaviest right now, or so I heard. Both of ‘em weighin’ in at 290 pounds. That’s a whole lotta beef!
- Then there’s this Nikola Jokic fella, the MVP they call him. He ain’t quite as big as them others, but he’s still a hefty 284 pounds. Still bigger than any man I ever seen ‘round here, that’s for sure.
But the biggest of ‘em all, the one they say is the heaviest ever, is Oliver Miller. Thirty-seventy-five pounds! Can you believe that? I swear, that’s like two regular fellas put together! He played a long time ago, they say, but he’s still the record holder. Imagine tryin’ to get around that fella on the court!
I tell ya, these basketball players, they’re somethin’ else. Big and strong, and they can move fast too! It’s amazin’ what they can do. I reckon they eat a whole lot to keep up that size. Must cost a fortune to feed ‘em!
So, who’s the absolute fattest? Well, seems like that Oliver Miller fella holds the record, but there’s plenty of other big boys out there on the court. These fellas are all huge, but they’re also athletes. They gotta be strong and quick to play that basketball game. It ain’t just about bein’ big, it’s about knowin’ how to use that size, you know?
Anyways, that’s what I heard about them big fellas in the NBA. Big as barns, some of ‘em. But they sure are somethin’ to watch, I tell ya. Just amazing what they can do. Makes you wonder what they feed ‘em, though. Probably a whole lot of meat and potatoes, I reckon.
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