Alright, so, you wanna hear about that wrestling thing, Clash at the Castle, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I saw. It was in some place called Glasgow, I think. First time they ever did one of these big wrestling shows over there, they said. Fancy that! They called it Castle somethin’ ‘cause of all them old castles they got over there. Like we ain’t got enough rocks here already!
So, there was this fella, Drew McIntyre, big fella, muscles everywhere. He was fightin’ for somethin’ called a World Heavyweight Championship. Sounds important, I guess. He was up against this Damian Priest, looked like a real mean one, all dressed in black. Simon Miller, that fella on the TV, he was talkin’ about it a lot. Said it was gonna be a big deal.
- Match 1: I don’t remember all the names, to be honest. Too many fancy names for this old brain. But there was a lot of jumpin’ and yellin’ and thumpin’. You know, the usual. One fella pinned another fella, and that was that.
- Match 2: This one had some ladies in it. Tough gals, they were. Slappin’ and kickin’. One of ‘em had this real shiny belt, looked like it cost a pretty penny. She won, I think. Good for her.
- Match 3: Then there was this Cody Rhodes fella. He’s got that American flag lookin’ belt. He wrestled somebody, and he won again. Kept his belt, that’s for sure. People seemed to like him a lot. Cheerin’ and clappin’.
But the real shocker, the thing everyone was talkin’ about, was that CM Punk fella comin’ back. Now, I remember him. Used to be on TV all the time, then he disappeared. Folks said he was gone for good. But there he was, big as life! Walkin’ out, smirkin’ at everybody. Caused quite a stir, let me tell ya.
Now, that Drew McIntyre, the big fella I told ya about? He lost. Yeah, lost his big championship match. Looked real sad about it, too. All that muscle and yellin’ for nothin’, I guess. Simon Miller fella, he was sayin’ it was a big upset. Guess it was. People were surprised, that’s for sure. I was surprised too, thought for sure that big fella would win. Guess you never know in this wrestling stuff.
The main event was somethin’ else. More jumpin’ and yellin’ and bangin’ around. By that point, I was gettin’ a bit tired of it all, to be honest. Too much noise for this old lady. But I watched it anyway, you know, gotta see how it all ends. Somebody won, somebody lost, same as always.
Overall, it was…well, it was wrestling. Lots of noise, lots of muscles, lots of people pretendin’ to beat each other up. If you like that sort of thing, I guess you’d like it. Me? I’ve seen better, I’ve seen worse. But it was somethin’ to watch on a Saturday night, I suppose. Better than starin’ at the wall, right?
So that’s the story of that wrestling show. Clash at the somethin’ or other. Hope you got what you wanted. Now, where’s my tea…?
Tags: [WWE, Clash at the Castle, 2024, Wrestling, Review, Drew McIntyre, Damian Priest, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, Glasgow, Scotland]
