Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this WWE Tulsa thing. Heard it’s comin’ to town, that Smackdown show. Folks are talkin’ ’bout it down at the diner, sayin’ it’s gonna be a big deal.
Now, I ain’t never been to one of these wrasslin’ matches myself. Seems like a lot of hootin’ and hollerin’ to me. But my grandson, that young whippersnapper, he’s all fired up about it. Says he wants to see them fellas jumpin’ around and slammin’ each other. I told him, “Boy, you better be careful, you might get squished!” But he just laughs and says it’s all for show. Well, I reckon it better be, or them boys gonna be hurtin’ somethin’ fierce.
They say this Smackdown show is gonna be at the BOK Center on August 9th. That’s right in the middle of summer, gonna be hot as blazes out there. Hope they got good air conditionin’ in that place, or folks gonna be sweatin’ like pigs. And they sayin’ you gotta buy tickets. Tickets! For watchin’ fellas pretend to fight? Well, I guess that’s how they make their money. Heard them tickets ain’t cheap neither. My grandson said somethin’ about findin’ the best price on somethin’ called Koobit. Sounded like gibberish to me, but he’s good with that computer stuff.
- WWE Event: Friday Night Smackdown
- Date: August 9, 2024
- Location: BOK Center, Tulsa, OK
Now, I heard tell of some of these fellas who do the wrasslin’. There’s this fella, Daniel Bryan, they call him the “Yes” man. Don’t know why they call him that, but I guess he must say “yes” a lot. And then there’s this other fella, Randy Orton, they call him “The Viper”. A viper? Sounds like a snake to me. Hope he don’t bite nobody. My grandson says these fellas are real famous, been on TV and all that. Well, I reckon they must be somethin’ special if folks are payin’ good money to see ’em.
They say you can get tickets for all sorts of WWE events. Monday Night Raw, that’s another one. And then there’s somethin’ called NXT 2.0, WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam… Sounds like a whole bunch of wrasslin’ to me. Don’t know how them fellas keep up with it all. Must be tough on their bodies, all that jumpin’ and slammin’. Heard some tickets go for hundreds or even thousands of dollars. Land sakes, that’s more than my old truck cost! That’s a lot of money for a wrasslin’ match.
My grandson also said somethin’ about another Royal Rumble happenin’ in February 2025. That’s a ways off, ain’t it? Guess they plan these things way in advance. He also babbled about December somethin’ somethin’ at 7:30. Can’t remember exactly what he said about it but he’s real excited, that much I know.
So, if you’re into this wrasslin’ stuff, I guess you should go get yourself some tickets to see this WWE Tulsa show. Me? I think I’ll stay home and watch the birds. Less noisy, that’s for sure. But hey, to each their own, right? If folks wanna spend their money watchin’ fellas pretend to fight, that’s their business. Just hope nobody gets hurt, that’s all.
Just remember, August 9th, BOK Center. That’s what they’re sayin’. And if you go, you better bring your earplugs, ’cause I bet it’s gonna be loud.
And don’t forget, if you see my grandson there, tell him to come home before it gets too late! That boy gets carried away sometimes. Alright, that’s all I got to say about this WWE thing. Y’all have a good day now, ya hear?
Tags: WWE, SmackDown, Tulsa, BOK Center, Wrestling, Tickets, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, WWE Live, August 9
