Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing, this… “WWE Raw Austin TX,” whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta ruckus if ya ask me.
So, they’re gonna have this WWE Raw thing, right? In Austin, Texas. At that Moody Center place. Heard it’s a big deal. Folks are gonna be yellin’ and jumpin’ around, I bet. Probably like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.
They say it’s on August 12th. That’s a Monday, ain’t it? Humph. Guess some folks got nothin’ better to do on a Monday night than watch a bunch of fellas wrestle. But hey, to each their own, I always say. It’s on the USA Network too, if ya wanna watch it on that there TV box. Eight o’clock, they say. Eastern time, whatever that is. We just go by the sun here, ya know?
- They got this fella, Damian Priest. He’s the World Heavyweight Champion, they tell me. Sounds like a big strong fella.
- And that Seth Rollins fella. “Freakin’” Rollins, they call him. Don’t know why he’s so freakin’, but I guess he’s important.
- Then there’s Drew McIntyre. Another wrestler, I reckon. Probably got muscles big as my head.
It’s a whole three-hour show, ya know? Three hours of wrestlin’! Can you believe it? My joints would be achin’ just watchin’ that long. But these fellas, they jump around and slam each other all night. Must be tough, I tell ya.
Now, about them tickets. They say ya gotta buy ’em. And they ain’t cheap, I bet. Heard some of them fancy meet-and-greet tickets can cost a pretty penny. Thousands of dollars, they say! Lord have mercy! Who in their right mind would spend that much money on a wrestlin’ ticket? Must be for rich folks, I guess. Regular tickets probably cost less, but still, it ain’t cheap. They say you gotta buy ’em quick, too, ’cause they sell out fast.
This WWE Raw thing, it’s been goin’ on for a long time, they tell me. Started way back in 1993. That’s a lot of wrestlin’, if ya think about it. They call it the flagship show. Guess that means it’s the important one. Like the biggest rooster in the henhouse, ya know?
So, if you’re in Austin, Texas, on August 12th, and ya wanna see some wrestlin’, I guess you can go to that Moody Center place. Just be prepared for a whole lotta noise and excitement. And bring your earplugs, ’cause them folks yell somethin’ fierce. Me? I’ll probably be home, watchin’ the chickens and mindin’ my own business. But hey, if wrestlin’ is your cup of tea, then go on and have yourself a good time. Just don’t get too rowdy, ya hear?
And that’s about all I know about this WWE Raw Austin TX thing. It’s a wrestlin’ show, in Austin, Texas, on August 12th. Simple as that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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