Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here soccer match, England Under-17 versus Uzbekistan Under-17. I don’t know much about them fancy stats and all that, but I saw the game, and I can tell you what happened. It was a real barn burner, let me tell ya.
So, these young fellas from England, they were supposed to be real good, you know? England U-17, they call ’em. But them Uzbekistan boys, Uzbekistan National Under-17 Football Team, they weren’t no pushovers, no sir. They came to play, and play they did.
The game was played on November 22nd, 2023. I think it was in some place called Jakarta. Sounded foreign to me, but the soccer was good, that’s all that matters. Uzbekistan, they up and scored first, bam, just like that. England, they were kinda stunned, you could see it on their faces. They were runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off for a bit.
But them England boys, they got their act together after a while. They started controllin’ the ball more, passin’ it around real nice. I thought, “Here we go, England’s gonna win for sure.” But them Uzbekistan fellas, they were tough as nails. They wouldn’t let England score easy, no how.

- Match Date: November 22, 2023
- Teams: England U-17 vs Uzbekistan U-17
- Final Score: Uzbekistan 2-1 England
- Location: Jakarta International Stadium
England, they kept pushin’, though. They had the ball most of the time, I reckon. They were tryin’ to score, but that Uzbekistan goalie, he was like a brick wall. Nothin’ got past him easy. And then, wouldn’t ya know it, Uzbekistan scored again! Two to nothin’! I thought, “Well, that’s that.”
England, bless their hearts, they didn’t give up. They kept fightin’ and fightin’, and finally, they scored a goal. Made it 2-1. Got real excitin’ then. The crowd was goin’ wild, cheerin’ and yellin’. I was on the edge of my seat, I tell ya. But, even though the England lads tried real hard, they couldn’t get another goal in. Nope, Uzbekistan held on tight and won the game. Final score, Uzbekistan 2-1 England.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ about FIFA U-17 World Cup and U-17 World Cup 2023 standings. Sounded important. I guess this was a big deal match, part of some kinda tournament. England, they got knocked out, poor things. Uzbekistan, they moved on. Good for them, I say. They played a good game, they deserved to win.
I ain’t got no fancy stats for ya, like how many times they kicked the ball or how many corners they had. I don’t know nothin’ about that. But I can tell you, it was a heck of a game. Lots of runnin’, lots of kickin’, and lots of excitement. If you like soccer, you woulda loved it.
The England vs Uzbekistan game, it showed you that anything can happen in soccer. Just ’cause one team is supposed to be better, don’t mean they gonna win. You gotta go out there and fight for it, and that’s what them Uzbekistan boys did. They fought hard and they won. Good on ’em, I say.
I also heard tell that you could watch the England U-17 – Uzbekistan U-17 match highlights and get the latest England U-17 and Uzbekistan U-17 news on something called Eurosport. I don’t know what that is, but sounds fancy. Maybe they got all them numbers and stats you folks like. Me? I just like watchin’ the game.
So, there you have it. That’s my take on the England versus Uzbekistan soccer match. It was a good one, a real nail-biter. And them Uzbekistan boys, they showed them England fellas a thing or two. That’s all I gotta say about it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.














