Well, let me tell you about this wwe bowling ball thing.
I don’t know much about this fancy wrestling, you know. But my grandson, that boy’s always glued to the TV watching these big ol’ fellas jump around. He told me about some wrestlers usin’ a bowling ball. Can you believe that? A bowling ball! In wrestling! What’s this world comin’ to, I tell ya.
Anyways, from what I gather, these wrestlers, they ain’t just punchin’ and kickin’ no more. They’re gettin’ creative, I guess. Like that time, my grandson was yellin’ about some fella whippin’ out a bowling ball. Said it was a real shocker, nobody saw it comin’.
Now, I ain’t seen it myself, mind you. But from the way that boy was goin’ on, it was a big deal. Seems like these wrestlers, they gotta keep things excitin’. Can’t just be the same old moves all the time, I reckon. Gotta keep folks on the edge of their seats.
- They probably practice a lot with those bowling balls. Wouldn’t wanna drop it on your own foot, that’s for sure.
- And I bet it hurts somethin’ awful gettin’ hit with one of them things. Makes my bones ache just thinkin’ about it.
- Maybe they got special bowling balls, lighter or somethin’. Can’t be luggin’ around a real heavy one, that’d be too much.
My grandson says it’s all about the surprise. You know, makin’ the other fella look like a fool. Hit him with somethin’ he ain’t expectin’. And a bowling ball? Well, that’s about as unexpected as it gets.
It’s a dangerous game, this wrestling. My grandson says they get hurt all the time. But they keep goin’. Tough fellas, I tell ya. Tough as nails. Probably got muscles harder than rocks.
And these surprises, like the bowling ball, that’s part of the show. Keeps people watchin’, I guess. Makes it more excitin’. Though I still don’t quite understand it, all that jumpin’ and yellin’. But if it makes my grandson happy, then I guess it’s alright.
I heard tell they plan these things out, most of it. Like a play, kinda. But even if they know it’s comin’, that bowling ball must still hurt. I mean, it’s a hard, heavy ball. Ain’t no fakin’ that kind of pain. Reminds me of that time when my cow kicked me, oh that was bad, so bad. These wrestlers have got to be very strong.
Anyways, it’s all part of the entertainment, this wwe bowling ball thing. People like to see somethin’ different, somethin’ crazy. And a bowling ball in a wrestling ring? That’s pretty darn crazy, if you ask me. Just hope them boys are careful, don’t want nobody gettin’ seriously hurt.
And you know, it makes you think. What’s next? Are they gonna start bringin’ in kitchen sinks? Or maybe refrigerators? Who knows with these fellas. They’re always tryin’ to outdo each other. It’s a never-endin’ battle for attention, I reckon. And the bigger the shock, the better it is, seems like. Just like when my hens got loose in the street, oh what a shock that was. Never seen anything so crazy.
So, that’s my take on this wwe bowling ball thing. It’s strange, it’s crazy, but it’s what folks seem to like. And as long as my grandson ain’t tryin’ to use a bowling ball on his little brother, I guess I can’t complain.
It is all about the show, I guess, just like when the fair came to town, with its bright lights and loud noises. These wrestlers, they are just actors in a big crazy play, and sometimes, that play involves a bowling ball. Who would have thought?
And another thing, those wrestlers, they get paid a lot of money for this, you know. More money than I ever seen in my life, that’s for sure. All for jumpin’ around and hittin’ each other with bowling balls, it seems like a funny way to make a livin’. But if people are willin’ to pay, then I guess it is good for them. Just wish they would put some of that money to good use, helping people in need, not just buying more bowling balls. But that is just my opinion, of course. And those fancy clothes they wear, all shiny and colorful, must cost a pretty penny too. It’s a whole different world, this wrestling world. A world where bowling balls fly and grown men act like…well, like they’re in a wrestling match.
Tags: WWE, Wrestling, Bowling Ball, Surprises, Unexpected, Entertainment
